>> Rachel: Welcome back, it's time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show. 

Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth. 

>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!

>> Rachel: It’s Stand Up Week. And tonight our Chompion ELI is opening the show with a joke. Eli take it away!

>> Eli: How do you make a hot dog stand?

>> Kids: HOW?

>> Eli: You take away its chair!

>> Rachel: Switch to the other side of the top of your mouth, and but dont brush too hard. 

And now please welcome our comedian from this morning. Joe... Rumrrrillll! 

>> Joe: Oh my goodness.  I am a grown up I don't know if you could know if you'd noticed but I am a grown up. In fact I got a little money. A little I bought a new bed recently. I had to. There were too many monsters under the old one. 

>> Rachel: Switch to the bottom of your mouth, and keep brushing.

[Switch Bell]

>> Joe: Are there any grownups here or are there any.

>> GROWN UPS:  YES. 

>> JOE: All right. Well I just want to let you little ones know that just because the grown ups are here I'm not going to be doing anything to like kiss up to them. Don't worry. It's all for you guys.You're just going to get the JOKES that you would be you'd be getting if there were no grownups here.

>> Rachel: Switch to the other side of the bottom of your mouth, and brush in little circles around each tooth. 

[SWITCH BELL]

>> Joe: What did I want to talk about next. So I was cleaning my room without being asked to the other day. This is of course after finishing all my green vegetables, right, relatable to you guys. and I was thinking to myself isn't it so funny that whenever Grandma and Grandpa send me a birthday present I don't even want to play with the toy. I just want to get right on writing thank you notes. 

>> Rachel: That’s it for Chompers tonight but come back tomorrow for more Stand Up week. Now all you have to do is 

>>Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit.