>> Rachel: Welcome back, it’s time for Chompers, your morning and night toothbrushing show
Start brushing on the top of your mouth on one side, and brush the inside, outside and chewing side of each tooth
Remember to listen for this sound and when you hear it switch your brushing.
[Switch Bell]
>> Kids: 3, 2, 1 brush!
>> Rachel: It’s Stand Up week. And tonight our comedian Andrew Barbato is back with a song. Andrew take it away!
>> Andrew: You guys ready for a song?
>> Kids: Yes!
>> Rachel: Andrew:
every night by 7:30
every kid’s a little dirty
time to put the bubbles in the bath
that’s too hot
that’s too cold
this nozzle looks
a cent’ry old!
whoops i broke the nozzle
right in half!
(spoken)
now the water won’t stop! it’s a titlewave!
and the nozzle whooshed off! so the nozzle must be saved!
[Switch Bell]
oh, time to take a dive
one day we will laugh about it
(if we both survive)
Yo ho
and so, grab your brother’s
scuba gear and swim!
let the under water bubble quest begins!
hey look! it’s miss mazetti
from apartment 32!
she says:
“what have you two done!?
my lasagna’s out to sea!”
then we see the little nozzle
that we need to stop the flow
floating way up to the roof
where we are not supposed to go...
[Switch Bell]
oh, time to take a dive
one day we will laugh about it
(if we both survive)
And so!
there’s a school of fish that we can feed
as the under water bubble quest gains speed!
to the rooftop we plunge
where the nozzle resides
when i see it i lunge —
but it’s missing both side!
[Switch Bell]
you say:
“look over there
tangled up in the weeds!”
then we both say a prayer
it’s the piece that we need!
you do the back stroke
and bring back what i broke,
we fin’ly can turn off the tub!
oh, time to take a dive
once the waters drained
it’s time for bed—
eight thirty five
and whoa!
truth be told, i had a lot fun!
now our under water
bubble quest is done
(end of song)
Thank you my friends!
>> Rachel: Truth be told that’s it for Chompers today, but come back tomorrow for more Stand Up Week! Until then,
>>Kids: 3, 2, 1 spit